Jason Turner has difficulty breast feeding. He claims it is due to the lack of any milk ducts, but more than likely it is due to him being a man that wishes he was a woman. He folds in his weiner between his legs, and sticks out his stomach to try and recreate the majesty of pregnancy, a gift he will never be able to truly enjoy. In the meantime he can be seen staring covetously at other mothers and their babies in various parks throughout the city. Whilst also courting gentleman to put a baby inside of him.

newsflash jason turner- babies don't get made in assholes