jason turner likes to tell people he is a vegetarian.

here is a corollary list of things jason turner considers vegetables:

• Jack links teriyaki beef jerky
• rare roast beef
• bacon wrapped tempeh
• anything from McDonalds
• Ian MacKaye
• fuagra
• raw cheese dogs
• boners

He also used to say he was straight edge, but only when he got really wasted.

if jason turner wasn't so handsome he would be a real piece of shit.