jason turner was perpetually grappling with his learning disability.

and when I say " grappling with his learning disability" i mean he had a hard time being a fucking idiot.

and when i say "grappling" i mean that jason turner would adorn a wrestling singlet from his wrestling days in highschool (0-36) and aimlessly wander about on a makeshift wrestling mat in his living room. As if "Fucking Idiot" was a tangible enemy that jason turner could defeat.

but fucking idiot was not a foe that jason turner could defeat.

that poor fucking idiot.