jason turner would religiously moisten the pinky toe on his left foot.

he called this his "pussy toe". I never really thought it was important enough to ask questions like "who lets you put their feet in their vagina?", but there were many things about jason turner that I didn't want to know the answer too.

like, "why can't you show people how you feel about me?"

or, "if your going to shave your back, why not do the whole thing instead of leaving that unsightly clump in the center"

or "why is it you call him lord and savior, but you won't kneel to beg forgiveness?"

jason turner is going to hell.