I often wonder how i will murder jason turner.

it isn't a matter of "if" because, I WILL. It is merely a matter of entertaining the various manners in which i would like to see jason turner expire.

i think i am going to sew his a-hole shut, and make him eat broccoli, until he fills up with so many farts. then when he lights one of his fags (cigarette) he will explode in a shit stinking firebomb. treated denim and bandanas everywhere.

see you in hell jason turner.