In the theatre of war, Jason turner is an abject failure.

His troops consider him incompetent, and most of those generals he holds in close confidence are aware of his illiteracy, as well as his natural inability to lead.

He once led an entire battalion in a circle around an enemy encampment, because he couldn't understand the map; and was responsible for 90 american deaths at the battle of rock boulder.

he dressed extremely well for such a poor commander, and his horse would never be seen without his colorful dress coat, which jason turner spent many long nights sewing. Nights that his advisers would say could have been better spent learning how to read.

i would often watch jason turner roam indecisively in front of our trenches on his steed. I would lower my rifle to get his head just below my sights, and just contemplate what his head would look like... all exploded.

of course, I am the one who gets caught playing this innocent game, and am dealt a big fat court martial.

jason turner is the one trading military secrets for horse brushes.