Jason Fetz has a soft and gentle voice. He speaks with a smile and an almost commanding disposition. One is instantly drawn to him, nurturing the words that float from his mouth like a leaf in an autumn breeze. His kindness and warmth wraps around you as a blanket would. His eyes shine like a disco ball.

The first time I met Jason Fetz I thought he was an asshole.

Jason Fetz was a large man, both in height and weight. His massive shoulders supporting a neck that somehow was seemingly larger than his actual head. This is not to say that Jason had a proportionately small head, just that he had quite a substantial neck. This was to the extent that Jason often had trouble moving his head to look left, right, up, or down, not to mention a sharp stinging pain that accompanied it. It put quite a damper on the amount of oral sex that Jason Fetz desired to give on any given day. The amount was typically two. Jason Fetz liked to give at least two blowjobs a day. Jason Fetz likes to give blowjobs. Jason Fetz loves blowjobs.